This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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