he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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