Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Oh god it's open bar.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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