im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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