yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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