"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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