yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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