I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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