Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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