Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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