my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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