We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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