hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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