PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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