what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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