Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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