carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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