was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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