I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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