"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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