D3 body, D1 cock
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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