come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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