physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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