Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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