i would punch a child for taco bell
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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