JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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