Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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