Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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