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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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