Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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