piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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