I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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