planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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