Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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