So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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