in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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