I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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