So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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