dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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