Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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