How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You almost got us killed.
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i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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