I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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