Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't turn off my feet"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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