You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
a search helicopter?!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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