she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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