Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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