She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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