Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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