Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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