it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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