I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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