were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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