to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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