Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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