We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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