she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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